Quin Terry
DJ Rick/Dale Denton/Other Rick (segment: Channel 9 News Team)/Harold Whitaker (segment: Campaign Ads)
Samantha Bechtold
Shelly Caplan (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
Liz Thompson
Carrie Ackerman (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
Joseph Salomone
Dave Cavanaugh (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
Enrico Drago
Tip O'Neill (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
Jake Hirsch
The Trailer Park Freak (segment: Trailer Park Freak)/The Reader (segment: Home Dramatic Readings)
Chris Trevino
Punto de Guerrero (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
Cleon Ony
Leroy (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
Sam Edwards
The Driver (segment: Channel 9 News Team)
Kayla Pantas
Emily Carter (section: Campaign Ads)
Lonny King
Himself
Talissa Wright
Lizzy Style (segment: HISS Radio)
